Saturday, 21 February 2009
It's a wonderful night for Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, who will WIN?
Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Director: Danny Boyle
Actress: Kate Winslet
Actor: Mickey Rourke
Supporting Actress: Marisa Tomei
Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger
Documentary feature: Man on Wire
Foreign Language film: Waltz with Bashir
Original screenplay: In Bruges
Adapted screenplay: Slumdog
Animated film: Wall-Eeeeeeeee
Actor most like to screw up his autocue moment: Jonah Hill
Guy most likely to play up his provincial Britishness while taking the piss out of the whole thing: Ricky Gervais
Actor least likely to be presenting: Joaquin Pheonix
First Hugh Jackman joke about being Australian: within 2 minutes
Odds of Jack Nicholson in front row with girls from Vicky Christina Barcelona: EVENS
Best speech: Mickey Rourke swears and tells Kate Winslet she's the hottest Nazi ever.
And the whole thing will end in a Bollywood dance sequence, where MASSIVE SURPRISE:
Hugh Jackman's shirt comes off.